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Jumping Princess Jumping Princess

Rated 1 / 5 stars

To call this game a 'girl game' has got to be, without a doubt, the biggest insult to women since the meteoric rise of organised religion. I can just imagine someone testing this total piece of shit, shrugging their shoulders and declaring 'Well... just call it a 'girly game...'. To even consider this game is 'good enough' for anyone is in itself an insult to humanity, but to actually specify and suggest that this game will be enjoyed by GIRL GAMERS!?! That's just twisted... fucking twisted... x

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Baby Pet Nursery Baby Pet Nursery

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Suckling is fun! x

Animal Hunter 3D Animal Hunter 3D

Rated 1 / 5 stars

I am strongly against hunting for 'sport' which is a good thing since it's pretty much impossible to hit anything in this game. The bullets go straight through about 70% of the time. Perhaps that's intentional, maybe these figures are nothing but the shadows of the animals that once walked these planes. If so, if this is a deep, allegorical game with an anti-hunting message, then I'm sorry for the low score. If it is in fact a 3D animal hunting game that's just terrible, then I'm not sorry for the low score. x

Pumpkin Hordes Pumpkin Hordes

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Really fantastic! Love everything about this. Great cartoony 3D visuals, love the sparks that fly, and really smooth controls and movement. I especially love how all the sniper elements of this game go out the window at about the five minute mark. Love the chaos. One problem I did have with this (and it's a biggie) is the fact you decided to reward impressive long-distance kills with action replays that take forever, allowing multitudes of scarecrows into the portal, leaving you worse off than if you just had left the first scarecrow completely. This is especially frustrating as the hordes become larger. Beside that though, this is a really, really, really decent game! x

Inhuman Inhuman

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This game is AMAZING! I love how it gets dark, that's a great touch, and there's plenty of places to explore and nooks to get trapped in. I don't know if you meant to endow the zombies with the powers of Kitty Pryde, perhaps you want to fix this bug. Regardless, bug or no bug, this is one of the best games I've played on here. x

Sweets Hunter Adventure Sweets Hunter Adventure

Rated 2 / 5 stars

At long last! A free online Karlson game! This is the biggest thing to happen to entertainment since the Karlson cartoon series was created! Yes, thank you! xoxoxox

Die Hipster! Die Hipster!

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Great idea. The controls are horrific though.

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Infectonator : Survivors Infectonator : Survivors

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Amazing game, visually and conceptually. A few nagging things really cripple the fun though. It's way too hard from the beginning, if your going to make it so difficult immediately then at least allow people to restart the day (as unrealistic and gripping as that would make it). It's also not totally clear what's going on at the HQ, it's not even explained in the tutorial (as far as I've noticed). What's going on with the research? How to change weapons is another thing, like to unequip and give a certain item to someone else. Those unclear things are a big problem. Also, why the fuck is puddypie in this? How is he unlockable content? Overall though, a great addition to a great series. x

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Lady of the Castle Lady of the Castle

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I just can't get the 'arranged marriage' ending. Can somebody help me?

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Perdition Perdition

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Love it. Has an Abe's Oddysee fell to it. More arousing though.